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More thoughts and prayers, but that’s about it, after yet another mass shooting. Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected … Read more
Opinions on players taking a knee during the national anthem on Sundays are like knobby elbows: everybody’s got at least one. Opinions on the recent rash of football … Read more
The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity … Read more
Exclusive report: What our elected representatives did for summer vacation! And so we bid a hearty “Welcome Back” to our elected representatives, as they reluctantly trudge back to … Read more
As holidays go, Labor Day gets no respect Labor Day? Already? You got to be kidding. How the hell did that happen? Eight months of the year have … Read more
Regarding hate groups, anyone who hates haters is equally responsible for hateful hating. Someone please tell the radical left to stop getting their panties in a bundle and … Read more
Time to dig a bomb shelter and stockpile some Kool-Aid, before the thermonuclear fireworks start. Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool-Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls … Read more
Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. Donald Trump is a winner. Just ask him. After all, he won the presidential election. They don’t get much bigger … Read more
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” – Donald Trump Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand … Read more
Why shouldn’t we believe the people surrounding Trump, who haven’t told us the truth, ever? And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior. Seems as if … Read more
