This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas
All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell! Trump’s living on Barr-owed time. We need law and order, not loss and orders. Stonewalls belong in prison. … Read more
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Special, New Holiday for Trump Because He Is So Special
Trump requests a special day just for him, separate from President’s Day. Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: F.U. King Anus!
You Midas well call him “King Anus” since everything he touches turns to shit! No doubt about it, we’re now living in the Trump error. The Justice Department’s … Read more
Trump Down in Bunker with Guys He Hardly Knows!
Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door… John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/30/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more
The Mueller Testimony Cheat Sheet
Word for word – the most guarded answers from the much-ballyhooed Robert Mueller testimony, revealed… For months Talking Heads warned us that Special Counsel Robert Mueller could go … Read more
Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!
Special Counsel Mueller proves he has a way with words in the bedroom: We have an exclusive on the Unredacted Bedroom Tapes!… Even in the heat of passion … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
