If You’re ‘Not Woke,’ Doesn’t That Mean You’re Asleep?
Far-right-wing fomenters of a hokey culture war preach being “not woke” as if being asleep to change is virtuous. The craziest political word of the year is “woke,” … Read more
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DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian
Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more
DeSantis Serves ‘Banana Republic’ Snacks at Nude Family Resort
“Banana Republic” snacks were a big hit at a “family nudist resort” in Florida today, the state’s new press secretary announced. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is serving “Banana … Read more
DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more
