Trump Gives Surprise Tribute to Great American Women

Trump Gives Surprise Tribute to Great American Women

In a surprise address today, President-elect Donald Trump reflected on the many outstanding women whose courage, vision and ‘keen fashion sense’ have helped shape our great nation. Susan … Read more

Movie Review: “Certain Women”

Movie Review: “Certain Women”

“Certain Women” – a film review by Gary Chew An early example of minimalist filmmaking is Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope. More recently, minimalist movies that have come our way … Read more

Donald’s ‘Trumpettes’ Ranks Dwindle, as the Unattractive Sulk Off in Shame

Donald’s ‘Trumpettes’ Ranks Dwindle, as the Unattractive Sulk Off in Shame

Trumpettes that didn’t make the grade bow out in deference to The Donald. The ranks of the Trumpettes are dwindling fast, as more and more information they had … Read more

Donald Trump Has Stage 4 Affluenza, Shocking Medical Report Reveals

Donald Trump Has Stage 4 Affluenza, Shocking Medical Report Reveals

Trump confesses he has Affluenza: ‘This is why I concealed my medical records!’  NYC — A shock report in the New York Post had the Trump campaign reeling … Read more

Trumpettes Come to Trump’s Defense

Trumpettes Come to Trump’s Defense

Trump ladies club is recruiting new members, giving tips for joining “Our Donald is just misunderstood. Remember how high Dr. Oz said his testosterone level was — he’s … Read more

Senator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote

Senator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote

Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. South Carolina senator, Republican presidential hopeful and future gay rights activist Lindsey … Read more

Congress Raises Birth Age to Five

Congress Raises Birth Age to Five

“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Idaho Rep. Barbieri Has Camera Anally Inserted, Searching for Brain

Idaho Rep. Barbieri Has Camera Anally Inserted, Searching for Brain

Medical hunt for idiot’s brain turns up surprising results: ‘I’m a Cupid Stunt,’ Barbieri says. BOISE, Idaho – Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri underwent a micro-camera insert examination … Read more

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