Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Air Force, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
World Cup
A World Cup Controversy
Former White House resident Donald Trump declares a World Cup controversy “like none you’ve ever seen.” On December 3rd Netherlands defeated the United States 3-1 in a FIFA … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/16/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
FIFA: From Greed and Power to a Prison Shower
Partying FIFA officials rudely interrupted Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun at full volume, over-the-top displays of bromance, playful pillow fights — just a regular night for FIFA officials. … Read more
Luis Suarez: The Autobiography
Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the … Read more
Pope v. Pope: The Hats Are Off
Divine intervention may be needed to help Popes heal rift caused by World Cup rivalry Argentina and Germany both have a pontiff present in the Vatican, a fact … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The headline news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
Germany vs Brazil: Blitzkrieg Bop
Brazil hires team psychologist to cope with shock With the thrashing at the hands of Germany, it is difficult not to feel that Brazil has reached the end … Read more
