Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory
“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn … Read more
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World Cup Hemorrhaging Fans Due to Math Skills Prerequisite
Figuring out who advances just too much for many World Cup fans Every four years, the World Cup fan base gets smaller and smaller. The reason: mathematics. FIFA … Read more
FIFA Condemns Cannabilism, Ruminates on Luis Suarez
FIFA chews over action against Luis Suarez RIO DE JANEIRO — FIFA today issued a statement soundly rejecting cannibalism “whether on the field or off,” and ordered Uruguayan … Read more
How to Watch the World Cup
World Cup watching advice, American style The refrain has echoed across the globe our entire lives. “The World Cup is the most exciting sporting event on the face … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
