Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
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Future of U.S. Congress to be Decided by All Elite Wrestling Rampage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) TNT will host a very special wrestling match to decide the winner of the Georgia Senate race, replacing the Dec. 6th runoff. … Read more
DeSantis Battles Trump in Florida Steel Cage Match
We take you now to the much-anticipated DeSantis-Trump steel cage match, in which “DeSanctimonious” has promised to “kick Trump’s ass.” Gordon Solie was arguably the greatest professional wrestling … Read more
Jim Jordan & Mr. T: The Perfect Tag Team
With a Jan. 6th subpoena looming, Rep. Jim Jordan wrestles with the truth! According to his wife’s Top Ten Tells, “Stammering Jim Jordan” makes lying so deliciously amusing! … Read more
