You’re Afraid of WHAT? Prepare Now for National Panic Day
Get prepared now for June 18th, National Panic Day! But don’t panic!! June 18th is National Panic Day. I’m not actually sure how we are supposed to observe … Read more
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Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more
NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more
Trump Zombies
The Trump Zombies have no doubts about their glorious leader. The followers of Donald Trump are many things. Loyal, rabid, focused, committed, single-minded, self-righteous, rabid, and oblivious. And … Read more
Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies
Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that … Read more
Smart Phone Zombies
Zombified into stupidity by smart phones You see them staggering down our streets, heads bowed as if in prayer, making the occasional grunting noise. Mindless drooling de-animated human … Read more
Have We Become Too Hi-Tech? Streaming Hulu in the Womb
Are we really advancing? Or just becoming hi-tech posers? Delivery drones that crash into telephone poles. Eyeglasses stockpiling video wherever the wearer walks. Dick Tracy wristwatches that do … Read more
Republicans Demand a Recount Due to Illegal Zombie Votes
The GOP says a large turnout of zombies voted in the last presidential election A U.S. Presidential election recount has been demanded by the GOP, because, they claim, … Read more
Virulent Form of Zombie-itis Infects Black Friday Shoppers
Zombie shopper phenomenon seems to have spread across country Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like people, in huge masses, rushing … Read more
Detroit Make-Over: A Zombie Theme Park
Personally, I’d have gone with Robocop, but maybe too much time has passed since the film.
Mark Siwak is trying to raise $145,000 to buy or lease enough abandoned property to build Z World-Detroit, a zombie apocalypse theme pa…
