Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more
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Ms. Beckert is a humor writer who contributes to our Faux News section as well as her own blog.
Hashtag #RomneyRage Takes On #MuslimRage in Race for King of the Twitter-verse
The secretly taped Romney video that just exploded onto the scene has the blogosphere, Twitter and Facebook going wild. In the video, Romney is addressing some of his … Read more
Romney Attempts to Explain Himself: ’47 Percent Just Not All That Exceptional’
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
The Romneys Tour Presidential Bunker, Are Appalled at Condition
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
Another Stock Market Crash Imminent? Top Ten Signs
Anyone keeping an eye on the stock market is probably wondering what with all the turmoil in the world, gas prices nipping at the heels of $4 a … Read more
Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil Than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about … Read more
Star Trek Trivia: One Episode Actually Partially Filmed in Space
On the 46th anniversary of Star Trek, dedicated Trekkie breaks big news Saturday marks the 46th anniversary of Star Trek: The Original Series, and as such, there are … Read more
Chris Matthews Goes Nuts Over Democratic Mini-Convention Announcement
The Democratic Party has been overwhelmed with the success of its National Convention in Charlotte, NC this week. In fact, reports like those from Chris Matthews have it … Read more
Ryan Loses it; Tells Romney to Walk Like a Man
Paul Ryan told his boss, Mitt Romney, to “walk like a man” Friday, after having “had enough” of watching the Mittster walk “like a baby” to and from … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
