Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

You Can’t Spew Hatred Without
Awesome Props!

Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel wa…

Keep Away From Children…Really

      The newest cool geek toy, Buckyball magnets, is turning up in the news…and the ER. For the last few days I’ve been reading about tweens accidentally swallowing two of the tiny high-powered magnets while simulating a tongue pierci…

Tattooed By Thor

Tattooed By Thor

The man in the photo has a Lichtenberg figure on his arm, a temporary tattoo that is the result of being struck by lightning.
Thanks to tywkiwdbiFor more on Lichtenberg Figures, see wikipedia
Be seeing you.

Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: “Exorcisms Real or Hoax?”

Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: “Exorcisms Real or Hoax?”

Hey, isn’t that Chris Hansen over there?

It has just been reported that Chris Hansen, the man behind the news show Hansen Files seen Friday evenings on Dateline NBC is, most likely, possessed by the devil, who priests say entered his body during the…

Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising Due to Stink on Rush Limbaugh Show

Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising Due to Stink on Rush Limbaugh Show

“If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company,” said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. “As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show,”  announced the VP on the Su…

Why Growing Hamburgers in a Lab Will Doom Us All

Why Growing Hamburgers in a Lab Will Doom Us All

Latest in our series: Seen & Heard on the Web By Chris Bucholz, Cracked.com Last week, Dutch scientists provided the answer to a question nobody had asked when … Read more

Rush Limbaugh’s Head May Be Stuck Up His Ass Permanently

Rush Limbaugh’s Head May Be Stuck Up His Ass Permanently

Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report, seve…

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