New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered, one that feeds off your economic life force — money. A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered … Read more
Blogs
Various blogs, featuring humor, oddities, news and interesting items.
When Aphorisms Go Bad: A Poem
When Aphorisms Go Bad The tables are not turned The belfry has no bats The bridges are not burned No dogs rain down nor cats The wolf no … Read more
This Year, Give the Gift of Hilarious Political Satire: It Lasts All Year Long!
Political satire is all the rage these days: Give a subscription to the Humor Times monthly magazine! Available in print or digital formats, worldwide! Sure, you could use … Read more
The Cancer in Washington: A Poem
The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more
The Art of the Squeal: a Poem
The Art of the Squeal What? Quid quo pro? What don’t you know? We’ve got all the quid. You provide the quo. We offered a big bid. Don’t … Read more
The Vampire and the Vamp
A Halloween tale of the Vampire and the Vamp The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that … Read more
Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more
Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more
Muscle Beach Memoirs
Memoirs of bullies and summer pools in the days of the Cuban Missile Crisis. We knew we were dealing with a different kind of animal when he caused … Read more
