Impeachment Defense Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer jokes are ubiquitous, but here are some new ones especially for Trump’s impeachment defense team! Why won’t white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming? … Read more
Roger Freed’s Blog
Karmatic Impeachment Alternatives for You-Know-Who
How the president could pay off his karma debt: Impeachment alternatives he should consider. Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma … Read more
Bizzarro Thoughts for the New Year
Here are some thoughts for the new year you probably didn’t think of. Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars … Read more
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down in the Senate Building
The Teflon Don Gang lay low in their Senate hideout. A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the … Read more
New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered, one that feeds off your economic life force — money. A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered … Read more
The Vampire and the Vamp
A Halloween tale of the Vampire and the Vamp The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that … Read more
Don’t Feel Up to Carving and Cleaning Your Pumpkins? Let Vegan Zombies Do It for You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads … Read more
NEW! Just in Time for Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide to International Fine Dining’!
A zombie fine cuisine guide to Halloween snacking. Due to the success of our hugely popular Gourmet Zombie Guide to Fine Dining in America, we are coming out … Read more
Denver: A Scab That Envelopes the Foot of the Rockies
If Colorado were like the human body and sculpted by God then Denver would be the rectum. Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver, where the pus of the plains erupts … Read more
