The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ … Read more
Roger Freed’s Blog
Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more
It’s Official Now – The Internet is More Annoying than Television Ever Was
The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was … Read more
Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It to Spock
George Takei (aka ‘Lt. Sulu’) is now as famous for his puns as he is for being the first Star Trek helmsman. Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265 — Captain … Read more
Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares
Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected … Read more
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category for Trump
Mensa found in Trump a troubling enigma, causing them to review their statuses Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that … Read more
We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting
Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. … Read more
A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his … Read more
2020, The Year of the Woman President: Recent History Revisited
How it happened: The reign of America’s first woman president Newsdate, Year 2024 — Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the … Read more
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin
Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My … Read more
