Elon Musk’s DOGE Initiative Says to America, ‘You’re Fired!’
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump to ‘Boost Efficiency’ by Offering Workers a Buyout
Offer is part of DOGE plot to rid America of federal employees entirely, or as Musk says, “boost efficiency” in government. To help “boost efficiency” in government, the … Read more
With Inspectors General Gone, Problems Are Solved, Says Trump
Axing the nation’s Inspectors General means all issues of waste and fraud are fixed, new/old prez declares. Even the tiniest bit of waste, fraud, abuse, and misconduct has … Read more
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Holds First Briefing, Questions the ‘Necessity’ of Congress
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
Trump Orders Valve Search to Solve L.A. Water Crisis
New/old prez’ “water crisis” criticisms against California governor encompass whole kitchen sink. President Donald Trump has issued orders to find a valve that he claims if turned open … Read more
Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Exclusive: What Trump and Obama Were Laughing About at Carter Funeral
At the Jimmy Carter state funeral, Trump and Obama were seen laughing. Find out what about, only in the Humor Times. Inquiring minds want to know. What was … Read more
Fans Cheer for Favorite NFL Teams on Final Weekend Before Democracy Dies
Democracy dies in darkness, or even in broad daylight, if people have higher priorities in their busy lives, like sports watching. Americans rooted for their favorite NFL teams … Read more
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens
As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more
