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As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
“The only way I could explain his madness is that he’s a CIA operative,” says RFK Jr. about himself. Earlier today, presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused … Read more
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
