Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Project 2025 Under Renewed Scrutiny
Released last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a Donald Trump second term. Released just last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a second … Read more
IOC Sued: Country Cites DEI and BOS Concerns
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Citing DEI and BOS worries, suit alleges the upcoming Olympics lack any sports based in Slobovian culture. SNN International Sports correspondent Shortte … Read more
Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest
Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more
Bohemian Club Figures Large in Clarence Thomas Finances Again
Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” releases damning report about Clarence Thomas and his finances. Last week, the Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” released a report announcing … Read more
Article Shows Dumb Side of Story to Be Fair to Stupid People
Local reporter tries to be fair to all the stupid people who read and comment on his stories. To be fair and objective to all the morons and … Read more
‘Unusual Urges’ Cited: Man Sues Big Pharma Due to Side Effect of Popular Drug
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) Man sues drug maker, saying that “unusual urges” caused him to break into a zoo and attempt to have sex with a … Read more
Supreme Court Grants Trump Blanket Immunity
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
