Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says
Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more
Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
A Glimpse at the Candidate Test Trump Says All Must Ace
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
Trump Claims Joe Biden Has Turned Into a Vegetable
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Letβs be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Kamala Harris Unveils ‘Kamalanomics’ Platform
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
RFK Makes Outreach for New Job
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
Trump Expected to Declare Victory by Labor Day
Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around. Mar-a-Lago – Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare … Read more
Project 2025 Architect Outlines His Plans for 2nd Trump Administration
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Trump Warned Not to Try Fleeing to Venezuela Illegally
Trump is not welcome without the right papers, says president of Venezuela. Donald Trump will be an illegal alien if he attempts without the proper authorization to enter … Read more
