NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder
I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”! Scientific study of NRA members shows they have a vacillating hearing problem, in which they hear certain things in clarity, … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering His Own People
A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort … Read more
Designer to the Stars: Wardrobe Malfunctions Are No Accident
Stars love the extra ‘exposure’ generated by ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ Louie Louie, an up-and-coming designer who has recently received rave reviews for his designs for such well-known stars as … Read more
Mass Depression Grows as World Fails to End
Millions lose faith as the world fails to end, fearing the apocalypse may never materialize. Psychiatrists and therapists worldwide are reporting a huge increase in clients seeking help … Read more
‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard
E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more
The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts
Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more
Americans Buy Cheap Chinese Guns, Unwittingly Help Gun Control Effort
NRA’s efforts against gun control get blown away Out of the most unseemly of circumstances comes a solution to solving the problem of gun control, the overbearing political … Read more
Alex Jones Claims Brain Farts are Real and Dangerous
Radio talk show host Alex Jones lets loose a real stinker Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish … Read more
Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due to Lack of Interest
The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled by order of Jesus Himself Coming down incognito to plan for his much-anticipated Second Coming descension to … Read more
Driven Mad by Politics, Americans Jump Like Lemmings Over Fiscal Cliff
Thousands prefer plunge over fiscal cliff to listening to politicians Driven to the brink of insanity by constant warnings from politicians regarding the fiscal cliff, thousands of Americans … Read more
