Snail Strategy Appeals to Mitt Romney
Romney: ‘Slow and slimy wins the race’ Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, inspired by a recent New Scientist article on a Japanese snail that can shed its foot and … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Romney Accuses Obama of Psyching Him out Before the Debate
The presidential debate chess match begins It is just one day before the first presidential debate and folks in the Romney camp are already coming up with excuses … Read more
Psychiatrist Offering Free Therapy Sessions for Romney Voters
A Pennsylvania psychiatrist is seeing a pattern emerging among older voters in his state who, even after all the signs that Mitt Romney is definitely not prepared to … Read more
Sofia Vergara Reveals Hidden Talents at The Emmys
Vergara wardrobe malfunction causes TV sets across nation to switch from football to Emmys The Emmys got a huge ratings boost right in the middle of the program … Read more
Rush Limbaugh Says Al Gore Not to Blame for His Shrinkage
Rush Limbaugh was unusually candid this week regarding the size of his penis. “They tell me it has something to do with Al Gore and his climate change … Read more
What Is Responsible for the Strange Post Office Rammings? Al Qaeda or Alzheimers?
The Florida Postal Service has made an unusual request of their local patronage — to stop running into their Post Offices with their autos. There have recently been … Read more
Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more
Royal Family Fights Nudity With Nakedness
“Fighting fire with fire is the Royal Family way,” says the Queen A completely naked Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip summoned their grandsons and granddaughter-in-law Kate Midriffton … Read more
The DCPA’s New Rules for Cell Phone Abuse: Hang Up – or Be Hanged
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
