NRA Head Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile Of ‘Lone Gunman,’ FBI Finds
Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Marijuana Legalization Causing Housing Boom in Washington and Colorado
New numbers have come out indicating that in the next year, the states of Washington and Colorado will have the highest number of home sales in the country. … Read more
Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this … Read more
This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House
Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of … Read more
Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out of His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of children’s bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at … Read more
NRA Finds Right Man for Propaganda Ministry
NRA seeks to limit collateral damage (to themselves) The National Rifle Association (NRA), caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has … Read more
NRA: Kids Over 5 Should Pack Heat
NRA head says gun manufacturers, who already make a mini-rifle, should make a mini-mini-rifle for kids In addition to suggesting American schools have armed officers on hand to … Read more
Most Churches Not Looking Forward to Rapture
The Rapture could adversely affect churches’ budgets, say pastors A recent survey of religious leaders from hundreds of Christian churches across the nation indicates a startling fact…they are … Read more
Pennsylvania Woman Hospitalized After Opening Gift Box Shipped by Sister
Helen Sewickly from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is resting comfortably in Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Memorial Hospital after receiving cuts and lacerations while opening a gift box she received … Read more
Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas
President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An … Read more
