Native Tribe Rumored to Know Pathway into Inner Earth
The Inner Earth — is it real? The rumor that inner earth is a paradise — known only to those who know about it — is true. So … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Karl Rove Seen Begging on Street Corners
“Will Smear Someone for Food” — sign held by Karl Rove Little has been seen of Karl Rove, Republican wunderkind of underhanded politics, since his horrendous humiliation due … Read more
World Nations, Fed Up, Build Wall Around Israel and Palestine
“Israel and Palestine aren’t the only ones with problems,” says spokesman A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, … Read more
Coming to a Theater Near You: The EXTENDABLES! Four Ex-Presidents Fight to Get Their Turf Back!
Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together the four ex-Presidents form a super team… THE EXTENDABLES!!! The tale of first class Presidents … Read more
With Mayan Prophecy Threatening The End on Dec 21, Washington Unites
‘We could never agree to compromise on our own. Thank the Mayan prophecy,’ says president The end of the world by drought and flood, caused by global warming, … Read more
John Boehner Suffering from ‘Walking Nervous Breakdown’
Doctor says it could be the key to understanding Boehner Sources close to the White House say that they would have a debt deal today if it weren’t … Read more
Ax Falls Hard as Marvel Decides Who Is Super-Powered Enough to Join the Avengers
All super-heroes long to be one of the elite Avengers — but who makes the grade? Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing … Read more
Virulent Form of Zombie-itis Infects Black Friday Shoppers
Zombie shopper phenomenon seems to have spread across country Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like people, in huge masses, rushing … Read more
Sheldon Adelson Receives ‘Worst Investor of the Year’ Award
Vegas Billionaire Sheldon Adelson knows how to make money and he knows how to spend it, or so his financial advisors thought until they finished counting all the … Read more
Secret to Mayan Calendar Revealed
The Mayan Calendar: Predicting the end of the world as we know it? We are now just about a month away from the end of the world, and … Read more
