Obama Schedules ‘Haters’ Beer Summit
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Corporations Vie for Naming Rights for Newly Seceding Country
More business-friendly environment sought Most Americans would agree that a split of the union would be disastrous. But another way to see it — as the newly formed … Read more
Special Report: Can Secessionists Succeed with Secede Plan?
‘It’s a secede seed, see?’ says Sasess Shunn, secession expert The election is over. The winners won, and the losers lost. Time to move on. Learn to govern … Read more
One Week Later, Where Is Mitt Romney?
Former candidate Romney can’t be reached; friends worry Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com One week ago today, Americans headed off to the polls to pick which presidential candidate would hold … Read more
This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed … Read more
Obama Says Karl Rove is Right About Him Suppressing the Vote
Karl Rove insists his Fox News rant has been vindicated President Obama, elated after his reelection Tuesday night, said today that Karl Rove was right when he said … Read more
Condescension … er … Concession Speech by Loser of Election for Dictator of America
R. Freed ran for dictator and lost — here he gives his concession speech In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday, as I vied with two lesser alleged … Read more
Christian Coalition Torn between Hating Obama and Fearing Armageddon
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
God Gives His Endorsement Big Time
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
My God No! It Can’t Be True! Stop the Election!
Warning: If the election goes as planned, something terrible may happen Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big … Somehow, some way, … Read more
