Pat Robertson: ‘We Did It! We Prayed Away the Gay!’
‘We feared there were just too many gays in Tampa, but we out-prayed ’em,’ says televangelist Pat Robertson Pat Robertson today, on his 700 Club TV show, declared … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more
Karl Rove Talks About His New Book: ‘Weaseling Your Way To Success’
The King of Weasels shares his secrets: Karl Rove on his new book Greetings, fellow Americans. Karl Rove here. Are you one of the downtrodden folk who have … Read more
Missouri Proposes Plan to Switch from Public to Home Schooling System
Kansas City, MO – As the school year starts up again around the country, news of a radical plan to totally abolish the public school system in the … Read more
Todd Akin Not Quitting: ‘Voters Would Reject a Legitimate Idiot’
‘I made a mistake in the words I said, but according to a wise man, stupid is as stupid does’ says Akin WASHINGTON — Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) … Read more
Romney Campaign Reveals Plans to Show ‘Warmer Side’ of Candidate
Just hours after the New York Times reported that the Mitt Romney campaign team is hoping to market the former Massachusetts governor as a warm, experienced, loving candidate, … Read more
Revealed: Mitt Romney Would Prefer to Trade Places with Paul Ryan
Was his introduction of Paul Ryan as “the next president” actually a Freudian slip? Mitt Romney has asked the GOP to look into the possibility of trading his … Read more
Obama Starring in New Judd Apatow Comedy to Appeal to Youth Vote
In an attempt to court the youth vote, Obama will star in the full-length comedy “Commander In Steve” It’s all about capturing the youth vote, something the Obama … Read more
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan…Ryan O’Neal?
As we all know by now, Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. Many Republicans are coming forward and saying this is no coincidence due … Read more
Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win
If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more
