He Who Shall Not Be Named: Part 2
She Who Shall Not Be Named Mitch Couler, the Senior manager of the Romney campaign in the D.C. area, had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
U.S. Magazines Give Their Endorsements for President
Presidential endorsements from your favorite magazines Rolling Stone endorsement – “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy – … Read more
Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their … Read more
Intense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic
Northeast ‘Frankenstorm’ may have genesis in nasty campaign battle The heat generated by the campaign battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has … Read more
Romney Tries New ‘Hermit Crab’ Strategy
‘It’s kind of like Bain,’ says Romney, ‘hollow out and move in’ Failing to succeed with a snail strategy, Gov. Mitt Romney has resorted to acting like a … Read more
Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin Trade Barbs Over ‘Retard’ Comment
The mentally challenged battle over use of “retard” in public comments Ann Coulter is taking plenty of heat for her use of the word “retard” to describe President … Read more
Meatloaf Performance at Rally Stops Romney Surge in its Tracks
The fat lady has sung, or in this case, the fat drunken has-been rock star known as Meatloaf has sung, finally crippling one of the crookedest-run Presidential campaigns … Read more
‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ Causes Aggravation for Romney Camp
There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. … Read more
I, R. Freed, Hereby Officially Announce My Candidacy for Dictator of the U.S.A.
As Dictator for Life, I will rename it The Oppressed States of America I, R. Freed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. … Read more
Marijuana Fundraisers Inundated with Donations of Twigs and Seeds
Election Day is almost here and two states, Arkansas and Massachusetts have ballot initiatives to legalize medical marijuana. What does this mean? It means pot is a smoking … Read more
