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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York … Read more
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
‘I used to like how he made fun of everyone else, but then he called me a loser,’ says ex-fan, part of 47 percent. ‘That cinches it.’ Mitt … Read more
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
Better security called for, as presidential candidates’ true thoughts may be ‘too dangerous’ for public consumption A study in the prestigious scholarly journal Obvious Psychology Today has determined … Read more
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
Anyone keeping an eye on the stock market is probably wondering what with all the turmoil in the world, gas prices nipping at the heels of $4 a … Read more
Study an attempt to understand source of popularity of Jessica Simpson and her fluctuating body weight A few dozen scientists from the Institute of Research got together last … Read more
‘Next thing you know, some fool will make a crummy movie rubbing this Death Valley thing in Libya’s face,’ says prez Determined to make peace among nations, President … Read more
Remembering life before the Sugar Prohibition University of California, San Francisco researchers Robert Lustig, Laura Schmidt and Claire Brindis say it’s time to regulate sugar like tobacco and … Read more
