Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan…Ryan O’Neal?
As we all know by now, Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. Many Republicans are coming forward and saying this is no coincidence due … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win
If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more
News of the World: The Year 2020
Sinead O’Connor becomes first Popess and more: Europe and News of the World in 2020 News of the World highlights: Reuters — April 1, 2020: SWITZERLAND – The … Read more
Obama Praises Papa John’s for Threatening to Raise Pizza Prices
Health-conscious presidential couple back Papa John’s decision The CEO and founder of Papa John’s Pizza, John Schnatter, has recently come out against Obamacare, declaring that if the President’s … Read more
Frustrated Obama Drops Out of Race, Happy to Give Up Presidency
‘I just got sick of babysitting a nation of crybabies’ President Obama shocked the nation when, at his monthly public address last night, he announced that he was … Read more
President Obama Relieved Catholic Cardinal Withdraws Invite to Al Smith Dinner
An invite prematurely sent to President Obama and GOP Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney to attend a traditional Al Smith Dinner hosted by the Archbishop of New York created quite … Read more
Pat Robertson Blames Lack of Belief in God on Atheists
‘Atheists would all go to hell, except they don’t believe in it,’ says televangelist After the tragic shooting at a Sikh temple near Milwaukee that left 6 people … Read more
Alex Jones Calls Mars Landing a Fake
Conspiracy theorist wastes no time debunking Curiosity Mars landing Alex Jones, a radio personality most noted for his conspiracy theories, has come out just hours after NASA announced … Read more
Mars Rover Curiosity Discovers Living Fossil
But with no intelligent life found yet, Curiosity set to continue mission Newt Gingrich pledged as a presidential candidate that if he was elected president, he would build … Read more
NRA Pushes for Individual Right to Possess Atom Bombs
Explosive new debate steals thunder from anti-NRA gun control activists The National Rifle Association (NRA) unleashed a new campaign to allow all American citizens their “God-given right to … Read more
