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Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Local Woman Moves Out of Her Comfort Zone and Into a Condo
Local woman, Margaret McDillon, has been moved out of the house on Elm Street that she called home for 57 years and into a condo on Main Street.
“Oh, there are so many new things I’ll have to get used to,” said Maggie, a name she came to feel com…
Locals Demand ‘Ironic’ Paint Job for Bridge
Artist did what any concerned citizen would do: Start a Facebook group A Faux News Exclusive by Robert Tutton NEW YORK – A group of Williamsburg residents has … Read more
Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives
I’m glad you thought of the hot tub, Mike. I can’t believe
I’ve gone through all my free condoms already.
Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike “Th…
Flush With Victory in Primary, Joe the Plumber Promises ‘A Working Toilet in Every Home’
‘Every constituent will be familiar with my butt crack,’ cracks Joe Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known to most of America as “Joe the Plumber,” won a northeast Ohio Republican … Read more
Meek Taking Early Inheritance of Earth and Evicting All Sinners
The Meek, who are mentioned a couple of times in the Bible as the heirs to Earth*, have finally had enough of their un-meek counterparts, i.e. the Sinners and are taking steps as we speak to ask God for an early release of their inheritance.
“Mo…
Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: “Exorcisms Real or Hoax?”
Hey, isn’t that Chris Hansen over there?
It has just been reported that Chris Hansen, the man behind the news show Hansen Files seen Friday evenings on Dateline NBC is, most likely, possessed by the devil, who priests say entered his body during the…
Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising Due to Stink on Rush Limbaugh Show
“If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company,” said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. “As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show,” announced the VP on the Su…
Rush Limbaugh’s Head May Be Stuck Up His Ass Permanently
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report, seve…
News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive Turning Women Into Santorum Supporters
The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control for women is a simple aspirin placed between the knees.
Women were …
