An Out of (Birth) Control Sex Scandal
Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves
When you talk about the economy being bad, you usually think this is great news for debt collectors. More people defaulting on their loans means more phone calls, and more phone calls means more bonus money in the pocket.
Unfortunately, not all debt co…
The Campaign for President (Of The Universe)
God seen as complacent — time for a replacement? An Op-Ed from Ben Krull God has been in office too long and His complacency shows. His administration is … Read more
America, Post-Football, Turns to Campaign for Violent Entertainment
Doctors warn of concussions suffered by repeated viewing of head-bashing campaign commercials There’s no more football, not for an excruciating six months. Not even a Pro Bowl, a … Read more
Rich Lose Their ‘Poor People Cushion’
Having the less fortunate around helped separated rich folk from the harsh realities of daily life Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today, as the … Read more
Gingrich Names Cain as Running Mate
After Cain endorsement, Newt has epiphany: “He’s so cool to pal around with, he understands me” Newt Gingrich named Herman Cain as his running mate, and more, in … Read more
Shocking Negative Ad Against Colbert Campaign Surfaces
Latest commercial from shadowy PAC features full frontal negativity A press release from the Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC says that their new ad, in … Read more
Obama: New Bill Will Protect Freedoms by Restricting Them
‘NDAA will help us put away freedom haters forever’ says prez President Obama defended his signing of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) against criticism from dissenters — … Read more
The ‘Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC’ Releases First Ad
Super PAC Begins To Regret Length Of Name We received this important press release from the DNCWSCPPAC, and knew you’d need to see it right away! – ed. … Read more
Ringling Brothers Sues Political Parties Over Rights to “Biggest Circus On Earth”
Claims the parties’ clowns are just grotesque caricatures Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on their “Biggest Circus In The World” … Read more
