More Open Mic Moments with the President
Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Airlines to Raise Rates, Citing Costs of Live In-Flight Pilot Freakouts
‘We’re doing all we can to keep passengers entertained,’ says Jet Blue CEO Airlines have hiked rates three times in recent months, and are contemplating more increases as … Read more
Woman Loses Touch With Reality After Watching Weeklong Reality Series
TOPEKA, Kansas – A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a “doomsday bunker” in her back yard.
Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw to c…
Flavor Flav Agrees to School Mitt Romney in Ghetto Talk
With the New York primary coming up in late April, GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is pretty sure he has that state sewn up simply because Wall Street is in New York, and Wall Street loves Mitt Romney. However, New York also boasts a very large …
The Soul of Jerry Springer Begs for Release
It has been almost 21 years since Jerry Springer’s soul got her first taste of trash TV. She has finally had enough, saying that she’s so over sitting idly by while her host whores himself out on national television. Finally ready to invoke a rarel…
BREAKING! Humor Times Editor Accused of Bribery
Editor allegedly offers kickbacks for ads, subscriptions: Now under investigation for bribery! “He’s offered to buy a drink for anyone placing an ad or ordering two or more … Read more
Local Woman Moves Out of Her Comfort Zone and Into a Condo
Local woman, Margaret McDillon, has been moved out of the house on Elm Street that she called home for 57 years and into a condo on Main Street.
“Oh, there are so many new things I’ll have to get used to,” said Maggie, a name she came to feel com…
Locals Demand ‘Ironic’ Paint Job for Bridge
Artist did what any concerned citizen would do: Start a Facebook group A Faux News Exclusive by Robert Tutton NEW YORK – A group of Williamsburg residents has … Read more
Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives
I’m glad you thought of the hot tub, Mike. I can’t believe
I’ve gone through all my free condoms already.
Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike “Th…
Flush With Victory in Primary, Joe the Plumber Promises ‘A Working Toilet in Every Home’
‘Every constituent will be familiar with my butt crack,’ cracks Joe Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known to most of America as “Joe the Plumber,” won a northeast Ohio Republican … Read more
