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Hey, isn’t that Chris Hansen over there?
It has just been reported that Chris Hansen, the man behind the news show Hansen Files seen Friday evenings on Dateline NBC is, most likely, possessed by the devil, who priests say entered his body during the…
“If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company,” said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. “As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show,” announced the VP on the Su…
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report, seve…
The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control for women is a simple aspirin placed between the knees.
Women were …
Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with … Read more
When you talk about the economy being bad, you usually think this is great news for debt collectors. More people defaulting on their loans means more phone calls, and more phone calls means more bonus money in the pocket.
Unfortunately, not all debt co…
God seen as complacent — time for a replacement? An Op-Ed from Ben Krull God has been in office too long and His complacency shows. His administration is … Read more
Doctors warn of concussions suffered by repeated viewing of head-bashing campaign commercials There’s no more football, not for an excruciating six months. Not even a Pro Bowl, a … Read more
Having the less fortunate around helped separated rich folk from the harsh realities of daily life Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today, as the … Read more
After Cain endorsement, Newt has epiphany: “He’s so cool to pal around with, he understands me” Newt Gingrich named Herman Cain as his running mate, and more, in … Read more
