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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Reports of strange sightings, rumors, persist years later Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the popular cartoon series The Far Side. … Read more
California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman today unveiled a radical new plan for balancing the state budget. “I want to put in place an eBay-type system that would be called ‘eCal,'” the former eBay CEO said, “and don’t ask me how I can be sure it will work. It just will. I have woman’s intuition, and I trust in the eBay strategy. It’s what I know.”
Fronts for Mexican invasion, British takeover, must be thwarted, says group The “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy around the site of the Twin Towers memorial in New York seems … Read more
Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more
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Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more
‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
‘We’re the most innovative network in television’ says executive A Humor Times Special Report A new twist in the late-night television drama at NBC was announced today, as … Read more
