Startling Poll Results Indicate Why Romney Can’t Win Women’s Vote
Republicans are doing everything they can to turn the tides on the upcoming election and get the women’s vote, by trying to change their minds about Mitt Romney. … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey
NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more
Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo
Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more
Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once … Read more
Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok
The Political Activist Group “Making Change” is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more
Sacramento Kings Resolve Stiffens: Selling Naming Rights to Viagra
‘This should stimulate some action’ on the Sacramento Kings arena deal, say Maloofs Just one day after the long negotiations over a new arena for the Sacramento Kings … Read more
Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?
Professor isolates new compound fear worse than Friday 13th: Mittotrickstertriskaidekaphobia Many folks have a fear of the number thirteen, a phobia known as triskaidekaphobia. Taking that one step … Read more
Help Solve the Mystery: Whose Heart Did They Put In Dick Cheney’s Chest?
Doctors aren’t talking — will you help us solve the mystery of Cheney’s new heart? News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had … Read more
Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…
