Birthers Turn Sites on Romney
‘His ad featuring him speaking a rather fluent Spanish is most suspicious,’ says new Birthers group leader Orly Taitz Birthers, that group of doubters that insisted (some still … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Flirty John Edwards Juror Checks into Hospital with Rare Airborne STD
By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com A young female alternate juror in the John Edwards trial, who has received a fair bit of media attention recently after allegedly flirting with … Read more
Dick Cheney Proposes ‘Duels, Not Debates,’ Wows NRA
Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes … Read more
Scott Walker Signs Emergency Executive Order Outlawing Recall Elections
MADISON, WI — Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has taken extraordinary steps to make sure there will be no recall election this coming Tuesday. “By the powers vested in … Read more
Truck Spills Thousands of Gallons of Beer, Obama Declares Day of Mourning
A semi truck carrying thousands of gallons of beer overturned in Volusia County early Tuesday morning, spilling beer over the northbound lanes of I-95. Police say hundreds of … Read more
Barney Google (With Them Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes) Sues Google, Inc.
Former comic legend Barney Google seeking compensation for use of his name Now-forgotten comic legend Barney Google (the guy with the ‘Goo-goo-gooogley Eyes’ according to an old hit song) … Read more
George W Bush Endorses Romney, Who Then Congratulates Obama
White House dreams obliterated: Bush endorses Romney By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com Presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney placed a phone call this afternoon to President Barack Obama, congratulating him … Read more
Governor Scott Walker Declares State-Wide Burn Ban Leading Up to Recall Election
MADISON, WI — Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has officially declared a state-wide emergency burn ban in response to reports that dozens of campaign signs on behalf of the … Read more
The End of the World is Coming — Again!
If not the May 20 solar eclipse, then surely the end of the world will come by the Mayan’s 12/21/12 DEADline! Right?? Are all your affairs in order? … Read more
American Made Product Found at Thrift Store
GARY, IN — Helen Schrum was putting a new box of tissues inside an old plastic tissue box holder she bought last month at the Salvation Army when … Read more
