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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Campaign staff downplays omission, saying it’s “Not his strong suit anyway” Rick Perry showed up at the last debate ready to prove his presidential mettle. He’d studied all … Read more
Incompetent Tea Party hires ‘nearly ruined the brand,’ they say The Koch brothers, multi-billionaires known for their political activism, announced that they will hire a whole new slate … Read more
Herman Cain decides ‘the kids are alright’ as pizza stocks shoot up Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain scowls a lot, but — as in his recent campaign ad … Read more
Network to Dispatch Millions of Infected Viewers to Rub Out Liberals A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free … Read more
Steve Jobs’ high-powered personal ‘app’ discovered; plans for new ones uncovered After Steve Jobs died on October 5th, plans for new devices and iPhone applications (“apps”) were discovered … Read more
‘Such neophytes, they don’t even have a corporate sponsor’ charges group The Tea Party held a demonstration against improper demonstrations today in Charlotte, North Carolina. Joan Schmidt, president … Read more
Edict inadvertently uncovers devil’s helpers working for Street’s firms The New York Police Department was trying to protect Wall Street, but their order that no masks could be … Read more
‘Americans want us to act, so we are,’ said the Speaker, auditioning for part in Senate play Speaker John Boehner said today that his office is planning to … Read more
The “Believe in Magic & Fairy Dust to Make It All Better Act” close behind President Obama shocked Congress and the American people last night in his special … Read more
Counseling service set up for millions as Post Office announces pending shut down While it has always been fashionable to complain about junk mail, many millions enjoy it, … Read more
