The ‘Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC’ Releases First Ad
Super PAC Begins To Regret Length Of Name We received this important press release from the DNCWSCPPAC, and knew you’d need to see it right away! – ed. … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Ringling Brothers Sues Political Parties Over Rights to “Biggest Circus On Earth”
Claims the parties’ clowns are just grotesque caricatures Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on their “Biggest Circus In The World” … Read more
Gingrich Promises ‘College for All, Including Party Time’ from White House
‘Hard workers need to cut loose, I should know’ he says On a campaign stop in Iowa today, Newt Gingrich expanded on his plan to offer courses from … Read more
Trump to Host GOP Freak Show Series
‘The Donald’ will reprise his Apprentice role, ‘Promoting the best and firing the rest’ Donald Trump announced today that whether or not his floundering “Debate Spectacular” in late … Read more
Large Numbers of Salvation Army Volunteers Going Mad from Constant Bell Ringing
Apparently the donation seekers do more than just irritate shoppers A higher than normal number of Salvation Army Christmas bell ringers are going mad this holiday season, scientists … Read more
Fed Now Admits It Gave Goldman Sachs Deed to USA
‘$7.7 trillion, $29 trillion, whatever! They own us, OK?’ Federal Reserve chairman Ben S. Bernanke disclosed today that as of 2008, the U.S. has belonged to Goldman Sachs. … Read more
Alaskans Being Intentionally Bad to Get Free Coal from Santa Claus
Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near … Read more
Fir Trees Being Kidnapped Mysteriously Around the World
Strange disappearances linked to odd annual cult ritual Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks, say … Read more
Rick Perry Forgets Head: ‘Knew There Was Something I Left Behind’
Campaign staff downplays omission, saying it’s “Not his strong suit anyway” Rick Perry showed up at the last debate ready to prove his presidential mettle. He’d studied all … Read more
Koch Brothers Announce Revamp of Congress, Government
Incompetent Tea Party hires ‘nearly ruined the brand,’ they say The Koch brothers, multi-billionaires known for their political activism, announced that they will hire a whole new slate … Read more
