Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once … Read more
Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok
The Political Activist Group âMaking Changeâ is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more
Sacramento Kings Resolve Stiffens: Selling Naming Rights to Viagra
‘This should stimulate some action’ on the Sacramento Kings arena deal, say Maloofs Just one day after the long negotiations over a new arena for the Sacramento Kings … Read more
Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?
Professor isolates new compound fear worse than Friday 13th: Mittotrickstertriskaidekaphobia Many folks have a fear of the number thirteen, a phobia known as triskaidekaphobia. Taking that one step … Read more
Help Solve the Mystery: Whose Heart Did They Put In Dick Cheney’s Chest?
Doctors aren’t talking — will you help us solve the mystery of Cheney’s new heart? News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had … Read more
Scott Walkerâs Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Womenâs Rights
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little âblueâ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husbandâs continuing attack on womenâs rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…
Transcript Obtained: FBI Interviews Terror Suspect
Terror Suspect claims to be just a soccer fan, but suspicions remain Exclusive Humor Times Special Report, by Isaac Blum The following transcript was leaked to this reporter … Read more
Mitt Romney Keeping Several Offshore Wives in the Cayman Islands
Authorities in the Cayman Islands are remaining mum after reports have surfaced this week indicating that in addition to the large sums of money Mitt Romney has stored in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, he also has a mansion which houses multiple …
Fresh Off ‘Today Show’ Success, Sarah Palin Lobbies for ‘Tomorrow Show’ Gig
‘America is hungry for more, and, if selected, I promise to go at least half a season,’ says Palin Sarah Palin quieted the doubters on Tuesday, when she … Read more
