Pizza Industry Explodes: Occupy Movement Providing Huge Boost
Herman Cain decides ‘the kids are alright’ as pizza stocks shoot up Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain scowls a lot, but — as in his recent campaign ad … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Dastardly FOX News Plot to Use Hordes of “Frankenfans” Revealed
Network to Dispatch Millions of Infected Viewers to Rub Out Liberals A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free … Read more
Need an App? There’s an App for That!
Steve Jobs’ high-powered personal ‘app’ discovered; plans for new ones uncovered After Steve Jobs died on October 5th, plans for new devices and iPhone applications (“apps”) were discovered … Read more
Tea Party Stages Protest to Protest Wall Street Protest
‘Such neophytes, they don’t even have a corporate sponsor’ charges group The Tea Party held a demonstration against improper demonstrations today in Charlotte, North Carolina. Joan Schmidt, president … Read more
Police Ban Masks on Wall Street, Unintentionally Reveal Pawns of Satan
Edict inadvertently uncovers devil’s helpers working for Street’s firms The New York Police Department was trying to protect Wall Street, but their order that no masks could be … Read more
Boehner to Create Jobs for Staffers by Holding Hearings on Jobs Bill
‘Americans want us to act, so we are,’ said the Speaker, auditioning for part in Senate play Speaker John Boehner said today that his office is planning to … Read more
Obama Uses Address to Introduce “Let Corporations Do What They Damn Well Please Act”
The “Believe in Magic & Fairy Dust to Make It All Better Act” close behind President Obama shocked Congress and the American people last night in his special … Read more
Nation Braces for End of Junk Mail
Counseling service set up for millions as Post Office announces pending shut down While it has always been fashionable to complain about junk mail, many millions enjoy it, … Read more
Romney Lets Slip That ‘Science Has Helped America,’ Is Instantly Ostracized
Rest of GOP presidential hopefuls immediately denounce him Presidential GOP primary candidate Mitt Romney responded to a question today at a campaign event, saying, “We can’t completely ignore … Read more
Bachmann: Americans Worried About Soviet Menace, Barbarians
Wide-ranging radio interview also covers dinosaur threat In an interview on a right-wing Christian radio show on KGMS 940 Arizona today, Republican congresswoman and presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann revealed … Read more
