McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids
Says he took them for health and just to be ‘one of the guys’ McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids A Humor Times exclusive In … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Wall Street Firms, Banks Agree: Times Never Better
Calls for another ‘profitable crisis for America’ mount A Humor Times exclusive Wall Street and the major banks have joined together to call for another economic crisis, since … Read more
Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Build Wall on Mexican Border
Says he’s tired of waiting for those ‘damn liberals’ to act Lou Dobbs announced he was leaving his longtime show in a broadcast that shocked all five of … Read more
Obama Signs Bipartisan Health & Economy Omnibus Bill
Super bill aims to solve all problems by requiring Americans to spend like never before A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON DC – President Obama signed historic legislation today … Read more
‘Righters’: New Group Claims to Be Righter Than the Left
Culmination of ‘Birther’ type groups said to incorporate all of them A Humor Times exclusive The latest right-wing activist group to emerge thinks they have what it takes … Read more
Palin’s Latest Shocker: Hosting New Talk Show
Ex-governor given slot opposite Leno, before Letterman on CBS A Humor Times Exclusive Former Alaskan Governor and Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin stunned pundits and fans alike in July … Read more
Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements … Read more
Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama … Read more
America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more
God Now Tweeting
Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – … Read more
