Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Comcast to Offer Optional Porn With All Sporting Events
Pilot project termed ‘very successful’ The Comcast cable empire has launched a new program the company hopes will enhance their swollen profit margin: Optional porn with any sporting … Read more
Phelps Holds Little Known Bonging Gold
High school award ‘proudest moment until Beijing’ says Phelps The recent revelation that Michael Phelps, winner of an Olympic record eight gold medals in last year’s games, was … Read more
Boy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers
Scout masters helping boys to ‘Be Prepared’ to become lumberjacks A Humor Times special report The Boy Scouts, long associated with their pledge to “treat the outdoors as … Read more
111th Congress: Members to Sport Corporate Logos
NASCAR-like sponsorships intended to help balance budget WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced today that the 111th Congress would be “proudly displaying” corporate logos … Read more
Final Interview: Bush Waxes Nostalgic
‘I’m so proud of my accomplishness,’ says former president A Humor Times Special Report WASHINGTON, DC – Winding up a month-long whirlwind tour of press interviews designed to … Read more
Joe the Plumber Reports: Understanding the Israel-Palestine Conflict
Exclusive to the Humor Times TEL AVIV – As you probably know, I, Joe the Plumber, decided to go to Israel to find out the Truth that the … Read more
Obama Invites GOP to White House for “Healing”
Invitation says ‘Come on over after the Inauguration, let’s patch things up’ President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his “unification” theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, … Read more
Bush Pardons Self and Everyone He Knows, Forever
Says he knows they’d never do anything bad Still-president George W. Bush announced today that he is issuing a blanket pardon for everyone he’s ever been associated with, … Read more
Entire Wal-Mart Store Trampled in New Year’s Sale Buying Spree
Humor Times Exclusive They thought it couldn’t get any worse than the “Black Friday” trampling deaths of three people in a Wal-Mart at Green Acres Mall in Valley … Read more
