Republicans Not Interested in ‘Popularity Contest’
Say appealing to the masses is undignified A Humor Times special report Faced with declining popularity in the polls and accused of turning their backs on moderate elements … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Insurance Companies Say Public Option Not Covered
Insist it must be killed to save patient A Humor Times special report Lobbyists for private health care insurance companies say that the public option in the Obama … Read more
America Repels Alien Attack on Native Soil
Invaders target nation’s lawns, requiring “Shock and Awe” strategy, say experts A Humor Times special report When pundits debate national security in the media these days, they’re usually … Read more
God Now Tweeting
Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – … Read more
Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” … Read more
Comcast to Offer Optional Porn With All Sporting Events
Pilot project termed ‘very successful’ The Comcast cable empire has launched a new program the company hopes will enhance their swollen profit margin: Optional porn with any sporting … Read more
Phelps Holds Little Known Bonging Gold
High school award ‘proudest moment until Beijing’ says Phelps The recent revelation that Michael Phelps, winner of an Olympic record eight gold medals in last year’s games, was … Read more
Boy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers
Scout masters helping boys to ‘Be Prepared’ to become lumberjacks A Humor Times special report The Boy Scouts, long associated with their pledge to “treat the outdoors as … Read more
111th Congress: Members to Sport Corporate Logos
NASCAR-like sponsorships intended to help balance budget WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced today that the 111th Congress would be “proudly displaying” corporate logos … Read more
Final Interview: Bush Waxes Nostalgic
‘I’m so proud of my accomplishness,’ says former president A Humor Times Special Report WASHINGTON, DC – Winding up a month-long whirlwind tour of press interviews designed to … Read more
