Joe the Plumber Reports: Understanding the Israel-Palestine Conflict
Exclusive to the Humor Times TEL AVIV – As you probably know, I, Joe the Plumber, decided to go to Israel to find out the Truth that the … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Obama Invites GOP to White House for “Healing”
Invitation says ‘Come on over after the Inauguration, let’s patch things up’ President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his “unification” theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, … Read more
Bush Pardons Self and Everyone He Knows, Forever
Says he knows they’d never do anything bad Still-president George W. Bush announced today that he is issuing a blanket pardon for everyone he’s ever been associated with, … Read more
Entire Wal-Mart Store Trampled in New Year’s Sale Buying Spree
Humor Times Exclusive They thought it couldn’t get any worse than the “Black Friday” trampling deaths of three people in a Wal-Mart at Green Acres Mall in Valley … Read more
Palin Greets “New Year of Possibilities”
Alaska Governor looks ahead After a breakout year that saw Alaska Governor Sarah Palin rise to star status in the Republican party, she is looking forward to a … Read more
Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more
Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet
‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more
Obama Begins Planning Transition to Socialism, Communism
“We earned the political capital, and we intend to spend it,” he says A Humor Times Special Report CHICAGO, IL – “With our dramatic victory in the polls … Read more
Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more
Mad McCain Denounces Angry Left
Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, … Read more
