List of Prohibited Entities Grows Around Ground Zero
Fronts for Mexican invasion, British takeover, must be thwarted, says group The “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy around the site of the Twin Towers memorial in New York seems … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond
Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more
Ancient Facebook posts discovered!
We didn’t create these, but we don’t know who did, otherwise we’d credit them. Enjoy…
Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government
Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more
Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP
‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more
Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
NBC to Put Leno and O’Brien on Rotating Schedule
‘We’re the most innovative network in television’ says executive A Humor Times Special Report A new twist in the late-night television drama at NBC was announced today, as … Read more
McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids
Says he took them for health and just to be ‘one of the guys’ McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids A Humor Times exclusive In … Read more
Wall Street Firms, Banks Agree: Times Never Better
Calls for another ‘profitable crisis for America’ mount A Humor Times exclusive Wall Street and the major banks have joined together to call for another economic crisis, since … Read more
