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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
All but one hope for a “Reagan face” – Huckabee prefers “Jesus face, but with short hair” A Humor Times Special Report With Republican presidential candidates jockeying for … Read more
A Humor Times Exclusive The following is a letter received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England just a week before his wedding to the commoner Kate … Read more
Affliction reportedly exacerbated by tax season A Humor Times Special Report Seasonal Asset Disorder (SAD), also known as tax depression or tax blues, is a mood disorder in … Read more
TUCSON – In his first statements to the press since he was charged with gunning down six innocent people and the attempted assassination of Rep. Gabriel Giffords, Jared … Read more
Considered a natural for the role A Humor Times Special Report Dick Cheney will be returning to the world spotlight, as he has taken his first film role … Read more
Reports of strange sightings, rumors, persist years later Mysterious was the disappearance of Gary Larson, the famed and beloved creator of the popular cartoon series The Far Side. … Read more
California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman today unveiled a radical new plan for balancing the state budget. “I want to put in place an eBay-type system that would be called ‘eCal,'” the former eBay CEO said, “and don’t ask me how I can be sure it will work. It just will. I have woman’s intuition, and I trust in the eBay strategy. It’s what I know.”
Fronts for Mexican invasion, British takeover, must be thwarted, says group The “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy around the site of the Twin Towers memorial in New York seems … Read more
Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse … Read more
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