Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet
‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Obama Begins Planning Transition to Socialism, Communism
“We earned the political capital, and we intend to spend it,” he says A Humor Times Special Report CHICAGO, IL – “With our dramatic victory in the polls … Read more
Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more
Mad McCain Denounces Angry Left
Head nearly explodes as he rants WASHINGTON, DC – John McCain continued on the offensive today, deriding the “angry left” for being so darn disagreeable. “Those freakin’ crybabies, … Read more
Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead
Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more
Global Warming Declared Big Success
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more
Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters
Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of … Read more
China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics
>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China … Read more
All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more
Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more
