RFK Jr. Accuses RFK Jr. of Being a CIA Operative
“The only way I could explain his madness is that he’s a CIA operative,” says RFK Jr. about himself. Earlier today, presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
Trump Promotes Cage Matches Between Migrants and ‘Regular’ Americans
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
Trump to Fake His Own Death to Raise Cash, Sources Say
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Project 2025 Under Renewed Scrutiny
Released last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a Donald Trump second term. Released just last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a second … Read more
IOC Sued: Country Cites DEI and BOS Concerns
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Citing DEI and BOS worries, suit alleges the upcoming Olympics lack any sports based in Slobovian culture. SNN International Sports correspondent Shortte … Read more
Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest
Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more
Bohemian Club Figures Large in Clarence Thomas Finances Again
Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” releases damning report about Clarence Thomas and his finances. Last week, the Supreme Court observer “Fix the Court” released a report announcing … Read more
