Global Warming Declared Big Success
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares āMission Accomplishedā Still-President George W. Bush declared āMission Accomplishedā today in the fight to open up more oil fields. āThe melting arctic … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Defeating Wasp Army Living In Pillows Top Issue Among Schizophrenic Voters
Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of … Read more
China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics
>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING ā After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China … Read more
All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
>Bush administration sites āecological concernsā A Humor Times Special Report DENVER ā Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more
Republicans Promote āGiant Domeā Bill
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had āa better idea.ā āDemocrats think in terms of … Read more
Crazy Preachers Unite to Form New Political Party
Claim God listens only to them Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s former pastor, announced today that a “holy dozen” group of pastors, preachers, rabbis and clerics have joined together … Read more
Subprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes
>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans … Read more
Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA ā In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution … Read more
Sacramento Airport Readying Expansion
>Hopes are to build world-class terminals holding lines “as long as any”SACRAMENTO, CA – Soon, bulldozers will be working feverishly at the Sacramento International Airport, pushing dirt around … Read more
Cheney Pronounces Self King
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, … Read more
