RFK Jr. ‘Deadly Serious’ about Measles Outbreak
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Musk Urges a Pardon for George Floyd Murderer
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
4-Minute Interview with Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos
Interview with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and one of the world’s wealthiest persons, announced today … Read more
Trump Signs Executive Order Changing the Official Language from English to American
Trump: “We’ve been speaking British for far too long,” signs executive order changing the official language to American. On Saturday, President Trump made good on one of his … Read more
Global Financier Says Buy Eggs, Not Gold
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Global financier is bullish on eggs and egg-related investments, bearish on “boring old” gold. World famous global financier Dr. Snatche DeCash, chairman … Read more
Trump Unveils ‘Genius Plan’ to End Work, Taxes and Critical Thinking
Trump announces a bold new initiative — a “genius plan” — to make America “really free.” By DF Brady WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that the United States was … Read more
White House: ‘Kremlin-Style Press Pool Effective Immediately’
White House takes control of press pool away from WHCA, saying it will now be under the direction of Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Speaking to reporters “who have their … Read more
Trump Acquisitions: An Update
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
Mayor Adams Cedes Central Park Development Rights to Trump
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
