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Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
New owner Jeff Bezos said it would “not be prudent” to endorse, and that “democracy can effing choke in darkness, for all I care.” Touting itself as the … Read more
Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Social scientists say that whether or not you’re middle class depends on your musical playlist. In the current 2024 Presidential race both … Read more
By D.F. Brady Breaking News: Should Trump win, his administration would implement special “treatments” for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” In a stunning leak, an anonymous whistleblower — let’s call … Read more
“Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises” may be one of the most important books written in the last fifty years. When I first heard that a former president … Read more
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
Detailed polling numbers provide a fresh perspective on Presidential race, with shocking results. With the election roughly two weeks away, the polling numbers don’t seem to indicate which … Read more
After Pennsylvania dance fest, Trump qualifies to star in Dancing with the Stars: “I’m the best dancer.” Preparing for a new career if he loses the election in … Read more
