Biden Nominates First Baby to Supreme Court
Lil Tommy is the first baby nominated to the Supreme Court, a “security blanket” for liberals on the bench. With sensitive man-baby Clarence Thomas planning to leave the … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more
Who is Lara Trump?
The scoop on the new RNC co-chair, Lara Trump. Wed to former President Donald J. Trump’s second eldest son, Eric, Lara Trump was named in March as RNC … Read more
Fashion Designer Creates Ultimate Protection from American Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous clothes designer says she has the answer to gun violence in America. SNN fashion reporter Insyde Ouwte says that in … Read more
Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up
Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more
Trump Comes Clean in Time Interview
He agreed to the Time interview provided that the periodical put him on the cover yet again. In a sprawling, three-hour interview conducted in Palm Beach, Florida with … Read more
The Mother of AI Proclaims ‘Artificial Ignorance for All People’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Mother of AI has pledged to make Artificial Ignorance for all people the world over. Dr. Brigette Bardeaux Brainfahrt, the Slobovian … Read more
Trump Faces Civil Action by Jan. 6 Rioters
Breaking News: Jan. 6 defendants-turned-plaintiffs cite undue influence in civil action against Trump. Former President Donald J. Trump now faces civil action proceedings in more than 1,300 cases … Read more
Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz
Part of a promotional tour for a proposed “Hot Babes in Lockup” series set to be produced by a new Truth Social network. “I love being here,” remarked … Read more
Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Reporter has uncovered trial Judge Merchan’s list of possible punishments for Trump when and if he is found guilty. SNN … Read more
