Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales
Bigly sales on Trumpstore.com have helped the Trump fortunes to rebound. The Trump fortunes rebounded with sales on Trumpstore.com, an online retail site featuring products promoted by the … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes
The ex-president wasted no time in disturbing the proceedings at his infamous hush money trial. Muttering under his breath and casting disgusted looks about the courtroom, former President … Read more
Biden: ‘Donate $1 Million to My Campaign and Be President for a Day’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden offers “President for a Day” prize for one million dollar donations. If you have ever wanted to be president for … Read more
Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order
Ex-prez cries foul (yet again) after a gag order against him is expanded in the New York hush money trial. Disgraced and many-times indicated former-President Donald J. Trump … Read more
Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally
Trump addressed the race issue at a campaign stop recently, saying he “feels the pain” of those it makes uncomfortable. At a campaign rally sponsored by the American … Read more
Famous Surgeon Now Offering ‘EZ At Home Surgery Kits’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World-famous surgeon says patients can save thousands in health costs using his new “EZ At Home Surgery Kits.” SNN surgery correspondent Ambue … Read more
Trump Touts Eugenics as ‘Key to the Future’
Trump endorses eugenics as the “greatest party platform ever.” In an effort to offset criticism that the 2024 Republican party has no platform, presumptive presidential candidate Donald J. … Read more
Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead
Polls consistently show slight lead for former prez: “We love those patriots who still use landlines, don’t we?” said Trump. A new poll from Ipsos Facto Reuters shows … Read more
Trump Sues Bruce Springsteen for Copyright Infringement
Former President files suit in a Manhattan court for copyright infringement against rock and roll legend Bruce Springsteen. Former President Donald J. Trump has filed suit for copyright … Read more
