Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more
Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book
MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out … Read more
Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency
World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more
Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more
Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more
Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more
Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more
Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach
New England Patriots coach, called “The GOAT,” announces he is stepping down after a Hall of Fame career. The New England Patriots coach who is widely considered the … Read more
