Trump and Musk to Replace Santa Claus this Christmas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Cabinet Nominees: Plans Revealed
Major shake-ups planned in all departments by Trump cabinet nominees. This reporter has obtained exclusive insider information regarding the plans of Trump’s various cabinet nominees. To shore up … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements
Cartoons shine spotlight on potential new selections, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Considering that Donald Trump’s picks for his cabinet are already a joke, cartoons could extend … Read more
Latest Trump Merch: MAGA Magic Wands
President-elect announces first post-election Trump merch offering: MAGA Magic Wands. New Trump merch was unveiled today, highlighting his latest venture and featuring his own official line of MAGA Magic … Read more
Trump Tags ‘World’s Greatest Cop’ to Lead FBI
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest cop,” says President-elect Donald Trump. According to President-elect Donald Trump, “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest … Read more
Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
Trump Administration Engineers New Federal Employment Exam
Steve Bannon, nominee for Director of OPM, promises “epic changes” to personnel management, including the employment exam. In 1955 the Federal Service Entrance Examination (FSEE) was introduced to … Read more
Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options
Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more
With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
