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As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, as Trump’s new “drug czar,” plans some radical changes to the FDA and other agencies. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, appeared at a press briefing … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Report: Controversial 2024 Presidential Election ends in tie, Artificial Ignorance interference suspected. We bring you this Special Report among general chaos … Read more
Stationary may be rationed as armies of lawyers gather under war clouds over Washington DC. Washington DC — As Election Day draws near, there are signs that both … Read more
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
New owner Jeff Bezos said it would “not be prudent” to endorse, and that “democracy can effing choke in darkness, for all I care.” Touting itself as the … Read more
Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Social scientists say that whether or not you’re middle class depends on your musical playlist. In the current 2024 Presidential race both … Read more
By D.F. Brady Breaking News: Should Trump win, his administration would implement special “treatments” for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” In a stunning leak, an anonymous whistleblower — let’s call … Read more
