Armies of Lawyers Gather to Do Battle Post-Election
Stationary may be rationed as armies of lawyers gather under war clouds over Washington DC. Washington DC — As Election Day draws near, there are signs that both … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
Humor Times Declines to Endorse a Candidate in the 2024 Presidential Election
New owner Jeff Bezos said it would “not be prudent” to endorse, and that “democracy can effing choke in darkness, for all I care.” Touting itself as the … Read more
Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln
Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more
Your Musical Playlist Reveals Your Social Class
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Social scientists say that whether or not you’re middle class depends on your musical playlist. In the current 2024 Presidential race both … Read more
Trump Derangement Cure: The 2025 Plan to Heal America
By D.F. Brady Breaking News: Should Trump win, his administration would implement special “treatments” for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” In a stunning leak, an anonymous whistleblower — let’s call … Read more
Book Review: ‘Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises’
“Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises” may be one of the most important books written in the last fifty years. When I first heard that a former president … Read more
Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
A Fresh Perspective on the Latest Polls
Detailed polling numbers provide a fresh perspective on Presidential race, with shocking results. With the election roughly two weeks away, the polling numbers don’t seem to indicate which … Read more
