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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Gift shop offered attendees a chance to “memorialize their stroll through these hallowed acres with a reasonably priced MAGA” goods. Arlington, VA — Former president Donald Trump’s recent … Read more
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Let’s be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
