RFK Makes Outreach for New Job
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Expected to Declare Victory by Labor Day
Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around. Mar-a-Lago – Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare … Read more
Project 2025 Architect Outlines His Plans for 2nd Trump Administration
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Trump Warned Not to Try Fleeing to Venezuela Illegally
Trump is not welcome without the right papers, says president of Venezuela. Donald Trump will be an illegal alien if he attempts without the proper authorization to enter … Read more
Donald Trump to US Secret Service: ‘You’re Fired!’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump hired a Slobovian Agent as his personal bodyguard, leaving the US Secret Service with his old catch phrase, “You’re fired!” According … Read more
In Sad Attempt to Seem Cool, JD Vance Announces ‘JD IS Brat’
Vance tweeted “JD IS brat,” but it’s clear he has no idea what it means. In an attempt to battle claims that he is “weird,” JD Vance tweeted … Read more
Trump to Be Shot Out of a Cannon on Live TV
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
Larry the Rock Takes Umbrage at Trump’s Disparaging of Rocks
Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more
Folks Ask: Just How Weird is JD Vance Really?
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
