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Answering life’s burning question, “Would you eat green eggs and ham?” Infomercial spokesperson: “Has this happened to you?” (A dramatization) “Oh God, no!” she screamed as she dropped … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Get prepared now for June 18th, National Panic Day! But don’t panic!! June 18th is National Panic Day. I’m not actually sure how we are supposed to observe … Read more
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Jen and Ben Dodge, No Life Brewery owners in Slenderville. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio … Read more
Wresting my sanity from the grasp of a depressing media with a news blackout. They didn’t use the word “intervention,” but that is exactly what it was; friends … Read more
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
President Trump is full of batshit crazy ideas, and his latest involves America’s National Parks. By Donald A. Ranard, transcribed from the head of Donald Trump. I don’t … Read more
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
“Of all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one that’s got the most charm,” declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
