Argus Has Fun with the News: The Prez & More
A wry review of the news by comedian Argus Hamilton Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel urged Chicago street gangs to stop the recent flood of shootings Monday. They’re headed … Read more
Argus Hamilton comments on the news. Political humor and satire, brief notes on current events in the news.
A wry review of the news by comedian Argus Hamilton Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel urged Chicago street gangs to stop the recent flood of shootings Monday. They’re headed … Read more
In the news, Charlie Sheen was cast as a U.S. president and Mel Gibson as a drug lord for the movie Machete Kills, to be filmed in Mexico. … Read more
The Southern Baptist Convention is in the news, having held their national convention in New Orleans this past week. They don’t believe in drinking or smoking or dancing … Read more
The White House softball team played a game against a lobbyist group for marijuana legalization Friday. What a great match-up. Inside sources reveal that the president’s team lost … Read more
New York is in the news, having banned public school teachers from social media contact with students to try to stop teacher-student sex hook-ups. The epidemic has spread … Read more
News is that Elvis Presley’s tomb will be sold at Julian’s Auction House in New York Tuesday. The minimum bid is one hundred grand. So many businesses have … Read more
Donna Summer died Friday, saddening Baby Boomers who danced at discos to her songs in the Seventies. What an era. Every night we’d wave our arms and sway … Read more
George Clooney hosts a lavish fundraising dinner for President Obama at his Beverly Hills home tonight. It’s top-drawer. Wolfgang Puck was hired to cook for the guests and … Read more
Vogue editors around the world signed a healthy-models pledge Friday not to work with male or female models that are underweight. This false ideal is a drain on … Read more
Spirit Airlines jumped on the Secret Service hooker scandal by offering twenty-dollar flights to Cartagena Friday. The scandal’s had a worldwide impact. In order to compete, Las Vegas … Read more