Argus Hamilton’s Column

President Obama wrote Iran’s leader a letter proposing direct talks on the Straits of Hormuz. He’s willing to be photographed meeting with Iran’s leader. Obama’s decided he can … Read more

Ron Paul was cheered by his college-age supporters Tuesday after he finished third in Iowa. He’s vowed to legalize prostitution, marijuana, and cocaine. Two months into a Ron … Read more

Tim Tebow will rivet the attention of the nation when the Denver Broncos play New England Sunday in Denver. His deeds grow mightier with each telling. Tim Tebow … Read more

CBS Sports anticipates huge ratings for Sunday’s game with the Denver Broncos and New England because of Tim Tebow’s notoriety. He’s a celibate evangelical. Half the country likes … Read more

The Salt Lake City Tribune said a Utah hunter was shot in the buttocks when his dog stepped on his shotgun in his boat. He can’t sit down … Read more

Wal-Mart opened on Thanksgiving Day where Wall Street protesters tried to disrupt business. It didn’t go as planned. The protesters walked into the store to overthrow the capitalist … Read more

Demi Moore announced Thursday she will divorce Ashton Kutcher, after he began cheating on her and partying all night. He really didn’t have a choice. This fall Ashton … Read more

The White House imposed a fifteen-cent tax on Christmas trees Tuesday to fund a PR program to push Christmas tree sales. The next day the president wisely canceled … Read more

Columbus Day was marked with New York parades Monday as all government offices were closed. The financial markets were open and the Dow went up three hundred points. … Read more

President Obama was spotted golfing with Bill Clinton last week. The Democrats are yearning for a candidate with the best qualities of each man. Tiger Woods turned thirty-five … Read more